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{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
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{"fact":"A female cat will be pregnant for approximately 9 weeks or between 62 and 65 days from conception to delivery.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fat psychic?","punchline":"A four-chin teller.","id":205}
{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
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