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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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