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{"type":"standard","title":"The World of Paul Slickey","displaytitle":"The World of Paul Slickey","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q24963400","titles":{"canonical":"The_World_of_Paul_Slickey","normalized":"The World of Paul Slickey","display":"The World of Paul Slickey"},"pageid":47153706,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/John_Osborne_by_Reginald_Gray.jpg/330px-John_Osborne_by_Reginald_Gray.jpg","width":320,"height":465},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/John_Osborne_by_Reginald_Gray.jpg","width":836,"height":1216},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1233829455","tid":"a40d76e3-3f33-11ef-acb9-02619e32526d","timestamp":"2024-07-11T03:14:10Z","description":"1959 musical by John Osborne","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Paul_Slickey","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Paul_Slickey?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Paul_Slickey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_World_of_Paul_Slickey"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Paul_Slickey","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_World_of_Paul_Slickey","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_of_Paul_Slickey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_World_of_Paul_Slickey"}},"extract":"The World of Paul Slickey (1959) is a play by John Osborne. It was Osborne's only musical, intended as a social satire on high-society gossip columnists. After the huge successes of Osborne's previous plays Look Back in Anger and The Entertainer, the play was to become \"one of the most spectacular disasters in English theatre\".","extract_html":"
The World of Paul Slickey (1959) is a play by John Osborne. It was Osborne's only musical, intended as a social satire on high-society gossip columnists. After the huge successes of Osborne's previous plays Look Back in Anger and The Entertainer, the play was to become \"one of the most spectacular disasters in English theatre\".
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